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EU Bans Post-80s Tech
In a somewhat surprising move, the EU has banned all technology developed after the Commodore 64, an 8-bit home computer introduced in 1982. “The official reason, as per reports today (April 1) out of Brussels? According to an unnamed source inside the European Commission, ‘consumer privacy is too precious a treasure to sacrifice on the altar of Big Tech. Who cares if there is a little more friction now.’ 8-bit was cooler than Siri or whatever, anyway.
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