When the creaky door slammed shut behind me, I knew I was in trouble.
I was trapped in another ghastly chamber of horrors with no way out until I destroyed the evil beast before me, a disfigured monstrosity affectionately known as “Spider Lady.” She makes herself known by erupting unexpectedly from the floor in a spectacular crimson shower, screaming in a fit of rage.
Tapping my inner MacGuyver, I tip over a nearby can of gasoline and fire a round into its side as Spider Lady draws near. Gas....