We’re all awkward dorks. The Internet didn’t create us. The Internet didn’t create mean people either. Or people who troll comment boards. These people are everywhere, and they’ve been among us since the origination of time. There was That Caveman who stuck his finger in your mammoth rib and said, “Thag, you gonna eat that?”
In 1981, I was a huge dork. I had huge hair. An afro, actually. I picked it too, with a Goody hair pick that stuck out of....