There is an old joke about a couple in divorce court sitting before the judge.

“So, Mrs. Smith, you want a divorce?” the judge asked. “Tell me, do you have a grudge?”
“Oh, no,” said Mrs. Smith. “We don’t have a garage, we have a carport.”
The judge tried again. “Well, does your husband beat you up?”
“No, no,” said Mrs. Smith, looking puzzled. “I’m nearly always the first out of bed.”
“Mrs. Smith,....

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