Friends, I did it. I bought a pair of shorts via an Instagram ad.
It wasn’t hard for them to find me. Summer is on the way. I needed shorts. But now, they haunt me. Wherever I go, internet or app, up pops the same ad that successfully enticed me to buy shorts. Cajoling me. Interrupting me. Perplexing me. I already bought your shorts, I want to scream into the digital void.
In 2019, I’m fairly sure we all face this problem in one form or another: a creepy birthday message....